Think of it as an errand

One thing about Port Angeles . . .

There are a lot of tattoo shops in Port Angeles, Wash. You don't even need to eavesdrop to constantly overhear girls talk about the "tat" they are going to get or got the day they turn 18. Maybe it's a small-town thing. I swear to you, the two most recession-proof business are tattoo shops and sign shops. However, not recession-proof enough for Port Angeles to support tattoo shops named "Slung Down" and "Naughty Nurse Tattoo" for even a year.

Wheezed off his gig the whole time

Office chatter

Someone: ". . . because you can get eight pieces of chicken for $8 at Safeway, or you can get two pieces of chicken for $8 at KFC."

My head: "Yes, but you are only one person; you don't need eight pieces of fried chicken."

My baby's riding shotgun in her knee-high tights

The thing about you kids

What is that for?