My mom TMI'd me today.
I was sitting on the couch, she was on the chair and I was was explaining that my recent symphony was brought on by something weird going on in my stomach. She just looked at me and said, "T...M...I...".
Roast on the family.
When
you
gonna
shake
off
the
malaise?
I
need
you
to
be
on
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20 comments:
Ha. Your mom's hip. My mom would most likely get the order of the letters wrong. She still prides herself with saying " 'sup?" to me, like it's another language.
My mom is pretty hip. If she ever did "LOL" it would be out of mockery of my joke and the term 'lol'.
If I was there, I think I would have BAG-ed!
Good reset, hooter. I had forgotten all about that.
Being reminded of it made me BAG.
your mom remark made me think of my mom. But I'll bet she has no idea what TMI even is. She's still confused on how to send a text.
I was surprised my mom knew what it was too. She might be on to a lot of my tricks if she knows stuff like that.
My mom sends me text messages sometimes, but I'm skeptical that it is really my 13 year-old sister.
Also, Dainon- Your mom saying 'Sup is pretty impressive as far hipness goes.
my mom snorts cocaine with me and my fashion friends all the time. how hip is THAT!
Pretty hip, in my opinion.
My mom snorted coke in the 80's when that meant something, their house was never so clean.
What's TMI?
someone is not as hip as sugarcube's mom...
you know how someone sometimes just tells you "too much information"?
Ah! An overshare!
Poor, un-hip Cindy.
i didnt know what TMI meant either. i sort of thought it was an explosive. too much information makes more sense.
i just know this because i have a habit of the sharing. for some reason i lack the ability to get embarrassed.
Maybe you can teach me hip lessons.
is that a pick-up line?
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