"We're also the same age. Considering that the population of the state is only 680,000, it's not totally unthinkable to imagine we could have somehow met. But I really doubt it. She was the homecoming queen at Bismarck Century High School, which means she probably didn't go to many Ratt concerts."
". . . following any event on Twitter radically amplifies the illusion of its import. It makes you believe things matter far more than they do."