Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dear Bacon: I'm serious

A kid discovered some bacon some time ago. He could see it was a delicious slab of bacon, but he held off in chomping on it. For no specific reason really, he just did. The moment soon came where he couldn't wait any longer. That bacon had been making a good case for being eaten for more than a month, and it was time to cook it up in its own grease. But, when he went in for the first bite, the bacon felt cold. It was probably all that time in the refridgerator. Duh, of course it was. The kid thought he had thawed it enough, but found that he needed just a little bit more time. The kid finally got more aggressive in his thaw techniques, and that night he ate the highest quality of bacon that there is.

9 comments:

jaime said...

did you lose your virginity?

Lee said...

Ew.

Damian said...

I like the way this story ends. Specially after the suspense.

I guess you problly know my feelings viz a vis bacon.

Lee said...

I think we have talked about bacon before and how we both favor it.

lisa said...

i'm a fan of "viz a vis".

lisa said...

Also, while I'm sure the bacon was of the highest quality, it's not like just any boy off the street could have thawed it to perfection. I think the persistence and quality of the boy need to be emphasized.

Lee said...

You know how he do.

jaime said...

oh wow. sorry. this was really about bacon.

i thought it was a metaphor. bacon being the love you have been longing for, but couldn't quite commit to...
ending with you finally tasting of it's sweet, satisfying flavor.

but bacon is good too. really really good.
forgive me.

Lee said...

It isn't about bacon. It's about delicious high-quality bacon.