They say that if you put a penny in a jar for every time you eat a lifesaver gummy during the first year of your marriage and then take a penny out of the jar every time you eat one after that first year, that the jar will never be empty.
Also, I apologize if I made you feel awkward for introducing you to one of the fans of your religious blog at the reception. I was just excited for you to meet a groupie.
--------------------I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert--------------------I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house top--------------------Mine enemies reproach me all the day; and they that are mad against me are sworn against me-----------------------For I have eaten ashes like bread, and mingled my drink with weeping--------------------Because of thy indignation and thy wrath: for thou hast lifted me up, and cast me down--------------------My days are like a shadow that declineth; and I am withered like grass--------------------But thou, O Lord, shalt endure for ever--------------------
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Oh man, that is the best thing that happened on my honeymoon too.
They say that if you put a penny in a jar for every time you eat a lifesaver gummy during the first year of your marriage and then take a penny out of the jar every time you eat one after that first year, that the jar will never be empty.
That was awesome.
Also, I apologize if I made you feel awkward for introducing you to one of the fans of your religious blog at the reception. I was just excited for you to meet a groupie.
Everyone: http://myregisblog.blogspot.com/
Also, I apologize because that groupie he introduced you to is my dad.
If it was awkward, it was because of me, not on account of either party involved in the meeting.
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