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- Lee
- --------------------I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert--------------------I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house top--------------------Mine enemies reproach me all the day; and they that are mad against me are sworn against me-----------------------For I have eaten ashes like bread, and mingled my drink with weeping--------------------Because of thy indignation and thy wrath: for thou hast lifted me up, and cast me down--------------------My days are like a shadow that declineth; and I am withered like grass--------------------But thou, O Lord, shalt endure for ever--------------------
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7 comments:
DUDE! that was so un-funny!*
*totally funny
PS I believed you. I know. Roast. I actually got all sad thinking how weird it'd be to hear his voice on those Visa Olympics commercials now.
A+. Best Joke Evar.
-(Karter)
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HA!
racist!
I'm not a racist, I'm a deathist.
deathist!
You know how I do.
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